i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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