You're completely useless in the revolution.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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