its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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