So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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