I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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