Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize