It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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