I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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