The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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