better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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