that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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