She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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