So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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