Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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