shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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