he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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