ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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