It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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