That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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