i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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