How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Randomize
