You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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