I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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