Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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