it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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