I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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