I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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