This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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