Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
try to milk me bitch
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