yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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