So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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