question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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