YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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