I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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