dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Panties = found
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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