he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Congratulations! We have a period
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