Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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