Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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