The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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