I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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