they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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