We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
