I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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