Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
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