I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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