her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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