I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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