your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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