i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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