Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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