I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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