I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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