I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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