Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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